looking for a job (i need 4 hips)

the full on out all *dramatic 'dynamic words here* offensive against the uk games industry began this afternoon, just after lunch time. if you fancy giving me a job thus saving me the toil of job hunting then i would be tres grateful and will shake your hand or marry you depending on whether you're a boy or a girl.

i was looking at something from school that i havent seen for 5 years earlier, and it seems that i achieved quite a lot...which sounds sneakily quite optimistic, especially for me in these circumstance. that being the case i will put a damper on thing by saying that i didnt actually achieve anything, i just got some certificates with my name on.

achievements dont come in a4 size with your name on.

do they? maybe they do.

went to the camping centre thing with phill and we discussed how i need 4 hips in order to take enough vodka7 to leeds fest with me.

seems im hunting for hips now as well as jobs.